With some of the sweetest most squeezably hot milf boobs ever…One of porns hottest milfs and MILFVixen.com super-slut Vicky Vette is in the running for Booble Cover Girl of the Year.
A tip of the fedora on the head of my cock to you Vicky…Lots of luck and we all know you have what it takes to win so get out there and bring home the virtual gold.
A lot of guys are so much into the alpha male macho way of being and would consider stargazing a faggy thing to do…
MILFVixen.com knows that no matter what guys say, every one of them is into astronomy, checking out heavenly bodies and every milf knows that nothing drives a guy crazier than a full moon.
Well we are midway thru Milfmonth and yknow I was thinking…someone should let all these MILFVixen.com super-sluts know that I declared it Milfmonth and other than the Issac Hayes tribute I have done what I can to encourage the world to appreciate the glory of a milf all the more…
Then maybe I can luck out and find myself not only midway into Milf-month but maybe I can score and get midway between a couple of those milfs.
Milfmonth at MILFVixen.com meets the Olympic Games…Milfs just like everyone else who is competing this week in Beijing have events that they specialize in for bringing home the gold. Can you guess what this hot milfs main events are ?
If you said Diving and Polevaulting you are completely correct. If the Olympics allowed the kind of diving (for cock) this milf specializes in and this particular kind of pole-vaulting I bet the number of people tuning in would go wayyyy up.
Ted Danson is one dude that must’ve been doing some really crazy drugs back in the late 80’s. After all, he did what no man in their right mind (especially one who played a sex symbol on his TV series) would do…he married Whoopi Goldberg and ended up having to see her face upon waking every day (maybe some Catholic penance type of deal, I dunno)
So I just saw Step Brothers and I gotta say, for a 55 year old milf, Mary Steenburgen is looking damn fine…almost MILFVixen.com material and Ted sure upgraded when he moved from the Whoopi cushion to this all-time milf.
Quick MILFVixen.com milf quiz:
What do a certain blue-eyed crooners cum deposit and a former Spice Girl; both of whom achieve milf status, have in common?
Black boots. They both sang songs of milfs on the prowl…one of these days those boots are gonna walk all over you…in your dreams anyways.
Vivacious MILFVixen.com starlet Vicky Vette shows in style again some of the best attributes of a hot milf in this sizzling threesome…
Gender stereotypes hold milf fans as being guys who want to score with these older chicks yet she breaks the stereotype by indulging the chicks of the world who want a hot milf to play with and taste while also getting the man-meat she craves….the best of both worlds for Vicky.
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks? (Shaft!) You’re damn right… You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother–(Shut your mouth) But I’m talkin’ about Shaft (Then we can dig it)…
All the Milf’s at MILFVixen.com as well as throughout the rest of the world are in mourning this week because the man that made the music that made the legend of Shaft (as well as Chocolate Salty Balls) is dead…RIP Isaac Hayes
This month being Milfmonth is a great time for MILFVixen.com to clear up a common misconception when defining a milf…Your general average (dare I say boring) 30 something woman even if she is hot is not necessarily a milf…to get that extra title of milf requires some extra drives and priorities
Lani Lane demonstrates that above all else…even age, hotness, sluttiness and core sexuality…to truly be a milf the total key is cock appreciation. A milf craves cock constantly and with the same fervor as a man in the desert craves water.
Today for MILF Month, MILFVixen.com extends many heartfelt thanks to Nina Hartley for all the years that we have been able to masturbate to her sexually liberated milf adventures…
Now she surfs the wave of milfdom into gilfdom, and I bet she will stay hot enough to give us at least another ten or twenty years pleasure.